Daily Archives: June 13, 2011

Eight balls and lattes

More evidence that those who vehemently push this so called ‘war on drugs’ are not only buffoons, but out of touch with reality. It seems that the latest crusade in the ‘war on drugs’ is being led by Sen. Chuck Schumer of N.Y. who wants the Feds to crack down on a secretive narcotics market operated on the Internet.

“Never before has a website so brazenly peddled illegal drugs online,” Schumer said. “By cracking down on the website immediately, we can help stop these drugs from flooding our streets.”

He has got to be kidding. Someone please tell me he’s kidding. I would dare say that decent law abiding citizens who work and live and whose children go to school in drug ravaged neighborhoods would rather have drugs FedExed to users than to have junkies and dealers invade their streets in search of their ‘cure’. Think of it, no more dealers on the corners. No more drug violence in the streets. The hipsters and artists can now hang out at the internet cafes with the dealers discussing the profit margin on a kilo of cocaine while drinking lattes.


Good to be home

It’s good to be back home after a few days of R&R in Curacao. Honestly, I couldn’t wait to get back home – it was just too damn hot. As I once heard someone say in Atlanta, “it was hotter than two motherfucking chickens in an oven.”

It seems that while I was away, a few things have ‘popped up’ in the news, like Rep. Weiner’s penis. Men in power and their penises…at times I think that they just can’t help themselves. Should he resign? I don’t know. What do you think? Rep. Pelosi sure seems to think he should. Did she feel the same way about corrupt Charlie Rangel? I’m almost sure I didn’t hear her calling for him to resign. Maybe it’s because it’s okay for politicians to be crooks but texting pictures of your penis and sexting are unforgivable acts of moral turpitude. All I know is that if he had been a cop, he would have been arrested, charged, convicted of committing acts of moral turpitude, and fired all in the same day.